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Manscaping EP

by Avenpitch

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1.
Manscaping 02:25
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (Electrolysis Mix) 02:29
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (Brazilian Mix) 02:30
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (12" Furtastic Remix) 03:59
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (3AM Remix) 03:59
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (Geoffrey’s Barbershop Mix) 03:08
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (Razor Burn Remix) 02:14
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
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Manscaping (Man’s Aping Remix) 04:05
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MANSCAPING I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows A little off the top, I can’t stop… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! When I go out, the kids they shout And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out They find it scary, that I’m so hairy But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower… Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! I got the fur, I got the burn I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn How to control, this chest Afro And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay! Manscaping - Living the life Manscaping - I did it for my wife Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

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released October 23, 2012

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Formed in 2003, Avenpitch is an electropunk band from Minneapolis, MN. Our latest release is Disconnect.

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