Manscaping EP

by Avenpitch

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released October 23, 2012

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Formed in 2003, Avenpitch is an electropunk band from Minneapolis, MN. Our latest release is Disconnect.

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Track Name: Manscaping
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (Electrolysis Mix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (Brazilian Mix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (12" Furtastic Remix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (3AM Remix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (Geoffrey’s Barbershop Mix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (Razor Burn Remix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!
Track Name: Manscaping (Man’s Aping Remix)
MANSCAPING

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

A little off the top, I can’t stop…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

When I go out, the kids they shout
And they act like a bear from the zoo has gotten out
They find it scary, that I’m so hairy
But if they wanna get freaked I’ll introduce’em to Larry

Some men are show-ers, I’m a grower…

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

I got the fur, I got the burn
I got a razor and a scissor and I’m willing to learn
How to control, this chest Afro
And I ain’t gonna quit for as long as it grows

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!

Manscaping - Living the life
Manscaping - I did it for my wife
Manscaping - It doesn’t make me gay
And if it did, well - you know that that’s okay!